This is it! I mean every time I jump in the pool, get in the shower, or relax in the hottub, the very FIRST thing I wanna do is make calls - well hot damn, now I can! And for only $1790. Thanks SkyMall.

Oh and the image really sells it. She looks so pissed!

Sharon: "Mike are you scuba diving again?"

Mike: "No?"

Sharon: "Ok, well make sure you're home by 6, the Briddles are coming over for dinner and I need help with the tuna casserole!"

Mike: "No problem honey! Love you, see you soon."

They hang up.

Mike: "Thanks SkyMall! Now I can scuba dive and nobody will know!"

What I'm wondering is where are the underwater cell phone towers? No matter.