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Sports Hands! - A New & Fun Place to Take a Date

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Don’t know what to do on that first or second date? Let Sports Hands! help!!!

Sports Hands! is a new and fun place to take a date!!!  Upon your arrival, you and your date would sit down with a hand analyzer professional.  He would closely look at both your and your date’s hands. Then, he would quickly run through some hand equations and finally recommend a mutual sport for you and your date based on both of your hand types!

He would supply you with the necessary equipment for your mutual sport and send you both on your "Sports Hands!" date. 

If you would like a professional trainer to accompany you on your date, that can be arranged for a minimal fee.

Here are some examples of recent clients that went on to date many many more times:

Sports Hands! clients - shuffleboard

Him - long, hairless, complex, and pasty hands
Her - dainty, peach fuzz on the lower phalanges, slightly distressed, but strong and comfortable hands
Their sport: Shuffleboard

Sports Hands! clients - speed walking

Him – very dark hands, wiry black hair only on the knuckles, super wide, well manicures fingernails
Him – soft hands with a callous on the right pointer finger
Their sport: Speed walking

Sports Hands! clients - word board games – boggle and scrabble

Him – severely chapped
Her – delicate, all knowing, somewhat dexterous, strong willed hands
Their sport: Word board games – boggle and scrabble

E-mail us at sportshands at ineedtostopsoon dot com for more information on locations and bookings!

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Comments (5)

Sep 22, 2008
Justine Ezarik said...
I'm not sure if I should be creeped out or turned on...?
Sep 22, 2008
Corey said...
It looks like all the good catches are already taken...and enjoying Sports Hands. Let me know if things don't work out for any of the featured couples.
Sep 23, 2008
marc horowitz said...
will do. and everyone should be completely turned on by this business venture.
Sep 23, 2008
Troy Conway said...
wow. I love how the gay guys got speedwalking. Gotta get those buns of steel for my man, thank goodness they examined my hands though.
Oct 05, 2008
Emily O said...
And if we both had pianists' hands, then I suppose there would be some great 4-hand piano playing in our future!

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