marc horowitz’s posterous

Both are brilliant ideas except the one might have a flaw. What if for instance, a person is wearing the Shin Guard Armor and they happen to drink Vitamin D whole milk. It turns out this fellow, this person is lactose intolerant and a volcanic eruption is spawning from their ungroomed anatomical structure that resembles a chimp's southern end. Alright, that might be out of hand but its the same region that looks like the back of Chewbacca's hand. What are they to do?
You might be able to find a taxidermy kit that would definiately help bring to life that bear.

I would wear the shin guard suit. Im accident pron. Either that or live in bubble and be Bubble Boy.

@Wilson, thats a very good question. I as an IBS sufferer would just rip the damn thing off, cussing up a storm while doing that and possible having an accident if I couldn't take it off in time. Then I would fall on the floor and cry myself to sleep. Wake up and drink some Bushmills Black. Emm Im thirsty now.