Why does the word expert have an "ex" in it?  That cant be good.  I don't know about you, but I don't want an "ex" anything working on my car, heart, shoe, etc...

But what is an expert? Is he a former pert?  WTF is a pert? Shampoo? So are all experts former shampoos?  This blows my mind!  Good luck out there people.